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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

  • Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

    Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

    Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

    Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

    Psychology: Best not.

    Physics: ????????? How??????

    Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

  • Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

    Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

  • Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

    Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

    Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

    Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

  • Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

  • Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

  • Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

  • Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

  • Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

  • Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

  • These just keep getting better.

  • 3 years ago on September 27, 2017 at 9:08 am

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